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Ask me about my safe word. It’s “unsubscribe”.

Ask your mom about me.

Banned from the aquarium.

Body count: 3 (houseplants).

Boss makes a dollar. I make a mistake.

Bottomless brunch. Topless by lunch.

Bread is just raw toast.

Came twice. Left a review.

Card declined. Vibes approved.

Cows have best friends. Do you?

Cremate me. It's my last chance at a hot body.

Dead inside. Fun at parties.

Dominant in the streets. Asks permission in the sheets.

Don't show this shirt to your mom.

Every Kevin has done something.

Finished early. It's called efficiency.

Funny prank idea: make people study for 16 years then replace them with AI

Geese know what they did.

God's favourite disappointment.

Going to hell. Need a ride?

Great at pulling out. Of plans.

Haircut tight, hole tight, no money in sight

Hard worker. Soft everything else.