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Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all
Mom's biggest regret. Hi mom.
Laughed at a funeral. Twice.
Going to hell. Need a ride?
God's favourite disappointment.
Open casket. Closed for comments.
The good die young. I'll be here a while.
My will says delete my search history.
Heaven is full. Hell has wifi.
Dead inside. Fun at parties.
Cremate me. It's my last chance at a hot body.
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69% sure.
Ask me about my safe word. It’s “unsubscribe”.
Ask your mom about me.
Banned from the aquarium.
