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My life without you, my dih with you: hard
Lasted 3.14 seconds, call that a cream π
Wonder Woman should be called "Normal Woman"
I love making ice cream
I'm peace
I'm ice
Haircut tight, hole tight, no money in sight
tits
Top 5 jobs of all time
I come in peace
I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me
Ask your mom about me.
Size matters. That's why I got the large fries.
Sleeps naked. Lives alone. Related.
Naked under this.
Don't show this shirt to your mom.
I last longer in arguments.
Came twice. Left a review.
Dominant in the streets. Asks permission in the sheets.
69% sure.
Body count: 3 (houseplants).
Hard worker. Soft everything else.
Great at pulling out. Of plans.
Ask me about my safe word. It’s “unsubscribe”.
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Banned from the aquarium.
