73 shirts
Minimum wage. Maximum rage.
God's favourite disappointment.
Open casket. Closed for comments.
Sold a kidney. Bought this shirt.
Tax fraud is my love language.
The good die young. I'll be here a while.
My will says delete my search history.
Heaven is full. Hell has wifi.
Dead inside. Fun at parties.
Ask your mom about me.
Size matters. That's why I got the large fries.
Sleeps naked. Lives alone. Related.
Naked under this.
Don't show this shirt to your mom.
I last longer in arguments.
Came twice. Left a review.
Dominant in the streets. Asks permission in the sheets.
69% sure.
Body count: 3 (houseplants).
Cremate me. It's my last chance at a hot body.
Hard worker. Soft everything else.
Great at pulling out. Of plans.
Ask me about my safe word. It’s “unsubscribe”.
She said harder so I handed her a sudoku.
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Card declined. Vibes approved.
Cows have best friends. Do you?
