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Home by ten. a.m.

Horse. That's it.

I come in peace

I do my own taxes. Incorrectly.

I last longer in arguments.

I love making ice cream

I'm fucking stupid

I'm Fully Bricked Up

I'm ice

I'm not lost. I'm a side quest.

I'm not overthinking, things are overhappening

I'm peace

I'm stupid

I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me

If lost, return to the bar.

Kebab at 4 a.m. is self care.

Lasted 3.14 seconds, call that a cream π

Laughed at a funeral. Twice.

Liquor? Ya if she lets me

Liver: let him cook.

Local man refuses to elaborate.

Minimum wage. Maximum rage.

Mom thinks I'm at the library.