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Mom's biggest regret. Hi mom.
My credit score is a cry for help.
My landlord's favourite charity. (It's me.)
My lawyer is a raccoon.
My life without you, my dih with you: hard
My will says delete my search history.
Naked under this.
Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all
One beer. (Lie.)
Open casket. Closed for comments.
Paper Beats Rock
Payday lasts eleven minutes.
Poor decisions. Great stories.
PUSSY Nutri-Score A
She said harder so I handed her a sudoku.
Size matters. That's why I got the large fries.
Sleeps naked. Lives alone. Related.
Sold a kidney. Bought this shirt.
Soup is a wet salad.
Sunday scaries. Saturday crimes.
Tax fraud is my love language.
Tequila made me text you.
The good die young. I'll be here a while.
The Nuclear Pie Chart
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Came twice. Left a review.
Card declined. Vibes approved.
Cows have best friends. Do you?
Cremate me. It's my last chance at a hot body.
