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Liquor? Ya if she lets me

I'm not overthinking, things are overhappening

Lasted 3.14 seconds, call that a cream π

Funny prank idea: make people study for 16 years then replace them with AI

Wonder Woman should be called "Normal Woman"

I love making ice cream

I'm peace

I'm ice

I'm stupid

Haircut tight, hole tight, no money in sight

Who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

Top 5 jobs of all time

I'm fucking stupid

I come in peace

I'm very vulnerable rn if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me

Poor decisions. Great stories.

Tequila made me text you.

Mom thinks I'm at the library.

Bread is just raw toast.

Local man refuses to elaborate.

Every Kevin has done something.

Payday lasts eleven minutes.

Home by ten. a.m.